Oct 10 2010

More Food For Thought

Published by at 8:28 am under Life/Death

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More Food For Thought

  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
  • In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last long.

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